1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
okay.
2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
A lamp.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
My sister and I play a racing game.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
2:17
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
2:17 (i have excellent sense of time)
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My sister playing the racing game, the humidifier
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Looking for my dad, at 1:30
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
the survey of the person who tagged me.
9. What are you wearing?
shirt, shorts, undergarments. And a human skin coat.
10. Did you dream last night?
I don't remember most of my dreams.
11. When did you last laugh?
I don't remember
12. What are on the walls you are in?
Various musicals posters. I likes them.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Uh... nope.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
This quiz is retarded.
15. What is the last film you saw?
Pan's Labyrinth. It was spanish.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I'd buy a small house, lots of land around it, and a Lotus Elise. Oh yeah, then I'd invest the rest so it kept on growing.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
Almost no one knows anything about me so...
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Light it all on fire. Twice.
19. Do you like to dance?
Uh... I know how. But that's an "In case of need" kinda thing.
20. George Bush:
Next?
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Amy or Karen I can't decide which I like better.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Adoption agency. No thanks.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yeah. I'd actually like to live elsewhere!
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"What the hell man. You spent 70 years on my Earth and you didn't even try to enjoy it? Get your ass back down there and try again. This time, get it right! Dumbass!"